Like i know it's fashion week in paris right now, and I saw all those pics of you and your sister with Karl.. and I know he did mad studs last year (i mean, I bought shoes with them because i thought they were "sooooo lagerfeld"- you love me). AND YET
I find this whole ordeal horrifying, dear! come ON. couldn't you just have settled for one of those Mike+Chris leather jackets? with supple leather and fitted hoods? At least one of those might actually fit you.
Or, some of the stuff from The Row's new collection youve been working on. Im dying to see the new pieces.
however, i'd give my right hand for those booties.